what if cats had giant handlebar mustaches instead of whiskers
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Two-time Oscar-winning shrug
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Slaughterhouse-Five Drinking Game:
- Take a shot for every “So it goes.”
- Die of alcohol poisoning.
So it goes.
(via vonnegutphile)
If you’re going to be a lawyer, you might as well be a space lawyer.
They told him he couldn’t be an astronaut. So he sued their asses for discrimination.
Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 1/3
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Ways to my heart:
1. Star Trek
2. Alcoholic drinks
3. Star Trek themed alcoholic drinks
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Unf,
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