supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

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riggity-riggity-wrecked:

kastiakbc:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

THIS LEVEL OF SPOOKY IS TOO INTENSE

I AM SO FUCKIN PUMPED HOLY SHIT

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idrials:

whenever i feel sad, i remember that thorin oakenshield named his pony minty, and then i don’t feel sad anymore

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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mtgthings:

Soul Sisters Mirror matches with zero win conditions. 

mtgthings:

Soul Sisters Mirror matches with zero win conditions. 

(Source: cardboard-crack)

Anonymous said: What's your favorite type of girl?

doctorbatman:

My fianceeeeeeee’

Tags: cuties

"DM: So what do you have in your backpack?
Fighter: Two sacks, four days of trail rations, flint and steel and 100 pieces of chalk. I can totally fit a halfling in there."

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why so much chalk?

(via tramtheram)

It’s weightless, it’s a copper a piece, so 100 is a gold’s worth and weighs as much as one piece. Saves on bookkeeping. 

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chicagorgasm:

‘who do you like?’ or dare

(Source: canadianthanksgiving, via ascendtogodtier)

literaryfirearms:

linuxthegeek:

Katy! Can you explain to me why your blog is about my blog?

my secret is revealed. my blog has been about linuxthegeek this whole time

literaryfirearms:

linuxthegeek:

Katy! Can you explain to me why your blog is about my blog?

my secret is revealed. my blog has been about linuxthegeek this whole time

time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

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