catsbeaversandducks:

Black Cats are Good Luck

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kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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mightbeafuckingunicorn:

stillinastorm:

I do not want Looking for Alaska to be a movie. But if it has to be, I think it needs to be rated R so that it can be told truthfully. It’s not a cutesy teen romance and it shouldn’t be treated like one.

It’s not cutesy teen romance and it shouldn’t be treated like one

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totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

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shimmervee:

*blows a kiss up to the sky (for the glow cloud)*

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thegeek531:

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winterstar95:

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ covert ops:・゚✧
aka a hat and some glasses and suddenly no one recognizes you

taking life lessons from Clark Kent….

But this is so true to real life. Think of all the people you see in uniform during the day: the barista, the FedEx guy, security guy, etc. Take them out of the uniform and run into them on the street, you probably won’t recognize them unless you’re made to ask yourself if you know them and where from.

That’s the thing about uniforms, Steve’s suit fits him very well. He’s very much a v-shape with highly defined muscle tone. But in this outfit he looks very lanky and more like pre-serum Steve. 

And there is always the great lie: “no way would Tony freaking Stark be shopping in a hardware store in nowhere Tennessee”. I bet the sales person didn’t even bother looking at the name on the card when he checked out, just ran it, bagged the stuff, and shuffled him on his way without making eye contact.

Cause really… who makes eye contact anymore in the service industry?

Its not even out of uniform, but out of context. I see someone every day across the counter as I serve them their coffee. If I ran into them on the street, they look familiar as shit, but it will take me a few minutes to remember how I know them. Unless they are someone I chat with all the time.

And Tony Stark doesnt come into my coffee shop for Iced Americanos.

For real! I talked to the manager at the Hot Topic by my store for like twenty minutes before she realized I was her barista. And I give her coffee two or three times a day

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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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