ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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thelovelytempest:

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

LMFAO the Hulk one tho

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heelerandthehound:

saluki
photos by heelerandthehound

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outofcontextdnd:

DM: “A nearby tank fires on a squad and obliterates them.”

Adepta Sororitas player: “A friendly tank or an enemy tank? And a friendly squad or an enemy squad?”

DM: “Both!”

AS player: “A tank that is both friendly and enemy is killing a squad that is both friendly and enemy? It’s Schrodinger’s battleground!”

holahydra:

holahydra:

I feel like this represents tumblr since the 1st of September

THE TIME HAS COME TO BRING THIS BACK

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fakeho:

why did god make me a horny slut 

(Source: haemus, via honeyfluff)

6woofs:

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

;o;

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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