davidthestrange:

gabunomnom:

bizmandan:

have you ever noticed this?

Is this real :o


This one was the coolest Arbok pattern.

davidthestrange:

gabunomnom:

bizmandan:

have you ever noticed this?

Is this real :o

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This one was the coolest Arbok pattern.

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dennys:

Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

disabledxena:

makospornstash made me choose: Pacific Rim or Gravity

There are things you can’t fight, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you’re in a Jaeger, suddenly you can fight the hurricane. You can w i n

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sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

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samandriel:

i was confused when i scrolled down and it didn’t say “old as balls”

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Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

(Source: carsonphillips, via buttonned)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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poutyylittlelips:

unmarvel:

I’m going back to the circus.

Caw caw mothafucka

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shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

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