I don't want you to take this the wrong way. I need to forward this by saying I am a heterosexual male who loves your blog. Lately, you've been posting stuff about needing a hug or some lovin'. I get that. I think you need to realize you're a dapper ass mother fucker. I think worse case scenario, you need to clean up your beard a bit and you will have ladies all over you. You're obviously funny and love nerd shite. Stay you and you'll find the right one for hugging. Capiche?
I already have ladies all over me! It’s just… Either they live far away or they don’t want to reciprocate the feelings.
I’m gonna go to Castle, buy the Before Watchmen comics, talk to the owner about the EDH tournament on Sunday, and leave. I’m not gonna spend fifty bucks on Magic cards like I do anytime I go in there. Deal? Deal.
I can think of four of them, offhand, I’d fucking love to date. But I don’t want to offend any of those 115 other followers that’d be sad that they weren’t those four offhand followers I’d love to date.