at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
just remember to let them be free if they want
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
(Source: superstarsaga, via buttsrkewl)
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay, via buttsrkewl)
petition for Joseph Fink to upload the bloopers from recording Welcome to Night Vale and call it Welcome to Night Fail
when we start talking about weird sexual experiences that’s when you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
"The royal archmage can’t actually perform any magic. He just maxed out his Bluff and now he’s in way over his head."
psht…hey kid…. u wanna buy some…. baguettes
i’m on mobile but please tell me that’s the gif of javert staring out the window
*screams in utter terror*