I would rather have my taxes go to every single ‘welfare queen’ in the united states twice over than to drone programs and corporate subsidies.
why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.
(Source: fawken, via beardycoxmilkshakeman)
On a scale of Loki to Superman how well do you handle being adopted.
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
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I’m 72% water and 28% fall out boy lyrics
but that’s just who i am this week
Cleric: I set my spider familiar on fire and throw it at the enemy
- An oddly common occurrence — (via mydnd)
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