you ain't no sailor

Jul 27

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now.

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chandra-nalaar:

im on a mission to pet every dog

Anonymous said: anon from before. thanks for the reply. it is of course your blog and no problems with talk of sex or anything here cause you can do what you want, just the 'ayyyyyy everyone following me ;D' was getting a little gratuitous lately, and i like your blog too much to justify unfollowing.

Hey, no, I feel ya. Looking back on it it’s gotten a bit ridiculous. Thanks for calling me out on it

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Statue of Talos-Whiterun

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wallabrambles:

i know that it’s ‘cecilos’ as in the mashup between ‘cecil’ and ‘carlos’ but

i always read it as like

a cereal name 

CECIL-O’S, NIGHT VALE’S PREFERRED WHEAT- AND WHEAT-BYPRODUCT-FREE BREAKFAST FOOD. EACH BOX COMES WITH A PRIZE! WE DIDN’T PUT IT IN THERE, BUT WE’RE SURE THAT IT’S TOTALLY SAFE!’

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churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

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the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

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