you ain't no sailor

Oct 22

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deirdreskye:

bombing:

baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen

a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells. fuck this post.

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purgatorypumpking:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

My mum was talking to someone about me today and she was like “Chloe is a nerd.” so i said “I DARE U TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE” and she just replied to me with “Chloe, when you’re not wearing a t shirt with cats dressed as the avengers, is the day when i will take that statement back.”

a lot of people are wanting to see the catvengers t shirt so here it is

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I am wearing that shirt right now…..

(via gratiaaa)

“People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.” —

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)

(Source: cachaemic, via espurrverse)

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redeemer—motherfucker:

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

Oct 21

femboss:

what do you mean wedding rings don’t have a 20% bonus to restoration magic

(via lunaghost)

(Source: randirann, via lettuceburnone)