baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen
a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells. fuck this post.
My mum was talking to someone about me today and she was like “Chloe is a nerd.” so i said “I DARE U TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE” and she just replied to me with “Chloe, when you’re not wearing a t shirt with cats dressed as the avengers, is the day when i will take that statement back.”
a lot of people are wanting to see the catvengers t shirt so here it is
I am wearing that shirt right now…..
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. —
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
(Source: cachaemic, via espurrverse)
I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die
what do you mean wedding rings don’t have a 20% bonus to restoration magic
(Source: randirann, via lettuceburnone)