if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
I could totally do this.
doctorbatman asked: You farted the whole night.
Like, a lot? Or continuously from the time I went to sleep till when I woke up?
beardedboggan asked: At least we're wearing kilts.
And looking good doing it. *high fives*
cachalotwhale asked: "What the fuck happened yesterday?"
*intensely waggles eyebrows*
in a scale of one to tell Cersei you know her secret
how bad is your idea
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how do people get girlfriends like honestly in the past six years i’ve had like two
seriously. how? i’ve only ever had one
i don’t know, i’ve tried pokeballs but i think i need to try an ultra ball
making fun of girls who like starbucks is so stupid like yeah friend you’ve got your smug sense of superiority but i’ve got a pumpkin spice latte so who’s the real winner here
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