- 1: i'd bang you against a wall
Anonymous said: You'd be something big. Not an ogre, because you're not a douche. But not a wood nymph because that just doesn't fit. Maybe one of those tree fucks in LoTR. Those things that were trees, but not that bright. You'd be the smart one. You'd be like, "Um, dudes. Let's not go near fire. Just a suggestion. Just a thought."