I woke up today with a deep desire for poutine and to play Magic: The Gathering.

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people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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i love people who are really nice and kindhearted bUT ALSO HORNED OUT SEX FREAKS

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My morning


I was sitting at the dresser, putting my makeup on, while Jason was on the bed behind me. On TV, Cameron Diaz was being interviewed.

Then I heard Jason say, “Oh, you’re so pretty!”

I said, “Are you talking to me or Cameron Diaz?”

When he didn’t answer, I turned around to see him kissing the cat’s nose.

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  • most pokemon gamers: i've finally bred a pokemon with the perfect nature and the best stats. i haven't showered in three days.
  • me: haha wow this pokemon looks neat

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tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok

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my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

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