- 6ft males that play with kittens
I woke up today with a deep desire for poutine and to play Magic: The Gathering.
I was sitting at the dresser, putting my makeup on, while Jason was on the bed behind me. On TV, Cameron Diaz was being interviewed.
Then I heard Jason say, “Oh, you’re so pretty!”
I said, “Are you talking to me or Cameron Diaz?”
When he didn’t answer, I turned around to see him kissing the cat’s nose.
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself